God Talks (Part 9)

* I mean, he’s just like some fertility god.

That’s not very original, is it?

He hasn’t even got any abstract qualities.

OK, I haven’t got any either, but I’m going to GET some soon ...

I’m not going to be a tribal deity all my life, I can tell you!

And, I mean, he’s like all “Come round to my house for a cultic orgy.”

I mean, yeah right, get over yourself ...

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Don’t forget, Miserable Malcolm is performing at the Cheltenham Comedy Festival this Wednesday at The Strand at 8pm. More details here: http://cheltenhamcomedy.com/line-up/2016/Miserable-Malcolm