Tuesday 7 July 2009

Pathetic Epithets #4

Here at Hawker’s Pot we are assembling a circulating library for those who like a little bit of gentle swearing with their literature. So far our catalogue includes:

A Child’s Blooming Garden of Verses

To the Blinking Lighthouse

The Dashed Charge of the Light Brigade and other poems

Foxe’s Book of Bleeding Martyrs

The Darned Ragged Trousered Philanthropists

Under the Flaming Volcano

The Family Encyclopaedia of Ruddy Health

The Book of Blasted Space Travel

The Moon and Flipping Sixpence

The Red Shoes and other Bally Stories

Suggestions for further titles for the catalogue would be gratefully received.

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