Unwarranted Optimism

"The Hall of Misery" in book form

My new book “The Hall of Misery” is now out.  It would make a perfect stocking filler this Christmas, as it is roughly the size of a shin pad.

It comprises 52 pages of thoroughly dispiriting cartoons as well as poems from Miserable Malcolm’s one-man show “Graveside Manner”. It is “a book to make your heart heavier, with unremitting sorrow, sadness and glum hopelessness on every page.”

 

I will be selling copies of it, for £5 each, in Stroud on the following dates and in the following places:

Site Festival Christmas Open Studios at SVA: Friday 4^th December (Goodwill Evening) from 6pm, Saturday 5^th and Sunday 6^th 10-4 pm.

Winter Wonderlandat the Goods Shed on Saturday 12^th  and Saturday 19^th December, 10am to 4pm.

So come and find me, and put a smile on my face.

It is also available from Stroud Bookshop for £5.99.

If, by some strange chance, you do not happen to live in Stroud, I will be posting out copies. Please message me on this post (or on Twitter or Facebook) for information. P+p (for UK) is as follows: up to two books costs £1.50, up to 4 books, £2.00. (I will quote a price for larger quantities.)

Purgatorial Humour

Miserable Malcolm in Sound and Motion

Miserable Malcolm talking about a support group for Melancholics (at the Stroud Theatre Festival, September 2015. Thanks to Matt Archibald for filming.)

Made for Each Other, and three dates for Malcolm in November

 November Dates for Miserable Malcolm

Miserable Malcolm has a couple of dates in Cheltenham over the next week.

Tomorrow (Saturday 14^th) here is appearing as part of Purplefest Presents Words and Music (in aid of Pancreatic Cancer UK) at the Copa, 66 Regent Street, Cheltenham.  Tickets are £9 and Malcolm will be appearing alongside Sarah Snell-Pym, Joy-Amy Wigman and Knowing Smirk.  It starts at 2pm.

More information here.

On Friday 20^th November, Malcolm will be back in Cheltenham at Cheltenham Poetry Festival’s Fundraising Party and Auction “Hammered”, where he will be sticking to the crèmes-de-menthe and reading some poetry.  This also at the the Copa, starts at 7pm and is free.

More information here.

Finally, on Friday 27^th November, Miserable Malcolm and Uta Baldauf present another of their Friday nights at the John Street Social Club at Stroud Valleys Artspace. After the success of our pre-Valentine’s night “Friday 13^th: Unlucky in Love” we’re back with a pre-Christmas Social Night of Woe, “Lonely this Christmas”. 

As always, there will be music and film clips (showcasing the worst of the festive season) and Miserable Malcolm is inviting readers to the open mic’ to share the true stories of their worst Christmases ever, as well as poems, songs and extracts from teenage diaries.

The night starts at 7.30pm.  Free entry, John Street Social Club membership £1

More information here.

Then, on Saturday 12^th December, Miserable Malcolm will be appearing (relatively briefly) in the Stroud Football Spoken Word and First World War extravaganza that is Trenchcoats for Goalposts at the Subscription Rooms.

But that is another story for another time.