You Can’t Take It With You

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Obviously, in the above joke (as in the joke about The Ten Commandments) you can insert any virtue you like.  Here are some suggestions:

Patience

Cleanliness

Self-Sacrifice

&

A Belief in the After-Life.

Miserable Malcolm is on holiday at the moment (he’s not enjoying it) but will be back in morose action at the Stroud Fringe (28-31^st August). He’ll be performing some short shows and bringing the festival mood down from 5pm at the Centre for Science and Art on Lansdown on Saturday 29^th August as part of Good On Paper’s event. He’ll then be back with two performances of “Graveside Manner” at the Stroud Theatre Festival on Saturday 12^th and Sunday 13^th September. More dates outside Stroud to follow.

(Note: Ecclesiastes ix.10: “Whatsoever thy hand findeth to do, do it with thy might: for there is no work, nor device, nor knowledge, nor wisdom, in the grave, wither thou goest.”)