Algernon Swift, tired of reading insufficiently punctuated writing, invents a machine that pumps punctuation into a text. Experimentally, he sets the machine to (:) and applies it to Rebecca:
Last night: I dreamt: I went to Manderley again: It seemed to me: I stood by the iron gate leading to the drive: and for a while I could not enter: for the way was barred to me: there was a padlock and a chain upon the gate.
The result is as uncomfortable as you would expect from colonic irrigation.
(But worse is to come when Swift, turning the colon dial through ninety degrees, gets chronic diaeresis.)
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